I hate Jedi Jedi

The Question of the day.......Why are women such haters??? Typically Nigerian woman? Kai! can I breathe, You will think I am the only one in this nonsense state. Before you get confused with the ramblings going on inside my head let me take it from the top. My boyfriend/fiance proposed to me on my birthday back last month, but I have yet to give him an answer (mostly because the thought of forever frightens me....imagine that will be the last man you ever will be with. is there such things as forever? Is fidelity in the Nigerian man's dictionary? That's another topic for another day). Letting my female syndrome get to me, I decided to talk to a mutual friend of ours about this, which is where I made my mistake. ...Don't get me wrong Bola(for anonymity purposes this will be her name) is the sweetest and most endearing person I have ever come across. She is always ready to help you out no matter what, but the girl sha has the biggest mouth this side of the continent.

Anyway to make a long story short she now went to a baby shower of another friend of ours(I didn't go because I don't like the person organizing it, and plus my evite some how got lost via cyberspace) so at this shower she decides to announce to EVERYONE being the gbeborun that she is, that I am getting married....I don't know how "I am not sure if I want to get married even though I love him" translates into guess what girl I said yes to his proposal and I am getting married" I started receiving congratulation text messages, and emails, luckily for "Bola" she called me and told me she told everyone that I was getting married (how can you be upset with someone who calls and tells you that they told everyone) "Bola" always does things like this, telling other people's business before they can....but I don't know how she manages to do it that everyone knows how big her mouth is, and she is accepted for it....this baffles me....but yet I love her for it, cos I can always call her for the latest naija gossip...like who is sleeping with who's boyfriend....who is pregnant....etc Damnit I always manage to stroll of topic....this is not where the naija hate comes from, let me try to find my way back to it....

I have this ex-boyfriend, yet he doesn't really know we are broken up..... this ex we will call him "Akin" Anyway Akin and I dated for 2 years, we had a transcontinental relationship long story short, some things happened that made it impossible for him to come to Yankee for a year("ara o se okuta" the body is not made of stone)...although the relationship was fun, it was not that deep....I started seeing my one of my ex boyfriend....THEE EX BOYFRIEND....my first love....the oga pata pata....he was my first EVERYTHING! The Oga(the name I will use for him...until I get bored or think of another) is a very popular Naija guy....everyone knows his name, I guess because of his even more popular family...(I will blog about that at a later date....see I can't even keep up with everything I want to say...hence the name confused)

So at that baby shower that bola announced the demise of my singlehood, my hater was also found there. My Hater knows I know that she hates me, and she also knows that I can care less about her and I don't even realize her existence. Being the Nigerians that we are, when we see each other in public we still manage to give each other fake hugs and complement each other....(women are the phoniest creation on earth!) This girl has been the biggest jedi-jedi(ooh I kind of like that name for her...we will call her Jedi) of my life. she constantly finds ways to annoy me...she does this "I'm older than you so I can say whatever it is I want to you, even though I have a complex because deep down I know you are so much better than me" thing which i can't stand.Back to what I was saying, Jedi is the biggest ashawo this side of the of the country. If you have an Oko, whether big or small she has tasted it. She is now 28 going on 29 and is desperately trying to get married by hook or crook. She hates me cos I'm 4 years older than her, and I am far more successful, but she needs to understand that not everyone in this world are meant to be doctors or engineers, if that were true who will clean my toilets or pick up my trash? She also hates me cos she has been crushing after my Oga for years and he has never given her face. so while jedi was in naija for xmas she linked up with my akin(not like that, but knowing jedi...i cant really say)her sister is friends with him, and she has met Akin several times while he was visiting me ( we even spent a weekend at her place together, another story for another day) so she asked him has he heard from me and Akin told her yes and that we are still together(In his head we are) so as soon as my gossiping Bola told her about my supposed engagement, 2 days later Akin calls me that he heard from Jedi that I am an engaged woman....CAN YOU IMAGINE. What kind of nonsense is that. At this point I am thoroughly pissed off so I can care less what he or she thinks....I told him he can think whatever it is that he wants and dropped the phone. That was the last time he has brought that topic up to me(He no craze)

Why would she do that to me. Does she not realize that you don't shit where you eat. I have enough information about her to finish her here as well as lagos....is the bytch mad or does she have pepper soup for brains. I am too much of a babe to let her know that her stupidity has affected me...I pity her because party season is just about to begin and I will destroy her(in Oreke fashion)

The thing that doesn't get me is that even if i was truly engaged, why would you call my ex boyfriend to tell him that when you don't even know the situation? wtf? Am I wrong to be upset? Or is this anger misplaced? She didn't even call me to wish me well on my supposed impending nuptuals.